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Dr. Kluckinstein's Manifesto

from Tales From The Coop by Radioactive Chicken Heads

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By the Radioactive Chicken Heads and Star Mendoza

Guest vocals by Dukey Flyswatter

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My name is Doctor Von Kluckinstein
And I possess the most brilliant scientific mind.
Oh, it sends shivers down my spine
As I leave all other mad scientists behind,

And it gives me so much elation
To present to you, my greatest creations.
I began with a theory and calculations,
Then worked through trials and tribulations,

Experiments and formulations
In the study of genetic modifications.
I'll begin to crank up the radiation
To feed my frankenfood mutations.

Yes, the plan I've hatched is genius, I swear.
Twisting DNA here, splitting chromosomes there,
So pay attention if you dare.
People of this puny planet should prepare.

My giant vegetables and my jumbo chickens
Will leave the Earth screaming and kickin.'
Now I must hurry because the clock is tickin.’
Tick, tick, tick, tick.

Soon all of the world shall be mine.
And If you can't see it, you must be blind.
You may as well give up now, mankind
And make way for Doctor Baron Von Kluckinstein!”

Listen up, Doctor Von Kluckin-Slime.
You’ve messed with the Chicken Heads for the last time
But before we split, we got an axe to grind.
So ya better get ready to pay for your crimes.

“Not so fast, you overgrown sprout.
I brought you into this world and I can take you out
And as for you chickens, what does it matter?
Your destiny is to be deep fried and battered.”

Face the facts, doc, we outnumber you.
“Au contraire mon friare, I have my own gang of goons.”
Uh oh, spaghetti-o’s. maybe we spoke too soon.
“Go get ‘em my minions. You know what to do”

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from Tales From The Coop, released October 13, 2017
By the Radioactive Chicken Heads and Star Mendoza

Guest vocals by Dukey Flyswatter of Haunted Garage

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Not your average band of poultry punks and giant mutant vegetables, the Radioactive Chicken Heads are rapidly spreading their genetically modified rock 'n' roll across the world...Beware, if you are reading this, you may have already been contaminated.

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