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1. |
Bird Brain
02:20
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TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF, MY FRIEND YOU ARE A MESS
BOY YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT THIS TIME
YOUR CRANIUM IS CRACKED AND YOUR BRAIN IS EXPOSED
WELL IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND
YOUR EYEBALLS ARE POPPING OUT OF YOUR SKULL
AND DANGLING FROM THEIR SOCKETS
YOU OUGHT TO SHOVE YOUR EYES BACK INTO YOUR HEAD
OR AT LEAST PUT 'EM INTO YOUR POCKETS
YOU JUMPED OUT OF BED
MISSING HALF YOUR HEAD
NOW YOU'RE THE LIVING DEAD
BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!
UNFINISHED SURGERY
FOR YOUR LOBOTOMY
DON'T SPILL YOUR BRAINS ON ME
BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!
BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN
BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN
BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN
BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!
BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN
BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN
BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN
BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!
ALRIGHT, THIS IS GOING JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO FAR
I TELL YA BUDDY, THAT'S NOT COOL
YOU WENT OUT ON A DATE AND YOUR BORROWED MY TIE
NOW IT'S SOAKING WITH YOUR BLOODY DROOL
AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S LOOKING PALE AS A CORPSE
BUT PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY
HEY I WAS ONLY JOKING, WE'RE STILL PALS RIGHT
WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME?
HERE, HAVE THIS INSTEAD
IT'S A PIECE OF BREAD
OW, DON'T PECK MY HEAD
BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!
UGH, I'M FEELING WEAK
MY GUTS ARE IN YOUR BEAK
MY FUTURE'S GETTING BLEAK
BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!
BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN
BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN
BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN
BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!
BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN
BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN
BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN
BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!
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Liquid Fat
02:01
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AN EXPERIMENT GONE HAYWIRE AT THE COMPANY LAB
TRYING TO DEVELOP A SUBSTITUTE FOR UNSATURATED FLAB
I WAS ONLY AN ASSISTANT BUT I THOUGHT THAT I WAS SMART
SO I HELD ON TO SOME CHEMICALS THEY TOLD ME TO DISCARD
I MIXED FATTY ACIDS AND GLYCEROL COMPOUNDS WITH THE NEW SUBSTANCE I HAD
AND SOON AN OILY CREATURE GOT OUT OF CONTROL AND ITS SIZE INCREASED LIKE MAD
IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT?
IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN TROUBLE BUT WHAT CAN WE DO?
WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY A GREASY GLOB OF GOO
AS IT SLIDES SLOWLY DOWN THE STREET DRIPPING ITS SLIPPERY SLIME
WE TRY TO PLAN OUR ESCAPE BEFORE WE RUN OUT OF TIME
NOW IT'S GETTING CLOSER BUT HOW DO YOU MAKE IT STOP?
NOBODY WILL FIGHT IT IT TOOK OUT FORTY COPS
I SEE SOMETHING STRANGE IN VIEWING RANGE WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
OH NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT IT'S LIQUID FAT!
IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT.
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Headless Mike
01:07
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MICHAEL WAS A CHICKEN
WELL, A ROOSTER TO BE EXACT
HE HAD THE GRAVE MISFORTUNE
OF BEING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE AXE
DECAPITATION EQUALS DEATH
TO MOST THAT'S JUST A GIVEN
BUT OL' MIKE SAW THINGS DIFFERENT
SO HE WENT ON A LIVIN'
HEADLESS MIKE, THE HEADLESS CHICKEN
HEADLESS MIKE REFUSED TO DIE
HEADLESS MIKE, HIS HEART KEPT TICKIN'
HEADLESS MIKE, OH WHAT A GUY
AN INSTANT CELEBRITY
HE TOURED THE COUNTRY IN AN AUTO
PROBABLY THE GREATEST THING
THAT EVER CAME FROM COLORADO
SO IF YOU'RE FEELING BLUE
THINK YOU'VE BEEN DEALT A BOGUS HAND
JUST REMEMBER HEADLESS MIKE
AND HOLLAR "AIN'T LIFE GRAND!"
HEADLESS MIKE, THE HEADLESS CHICKEN
HEADLESS MIKE REFUSED TO DIE
HEADLESS MIKE, ALIVE AND KICKIN'
HEADLESS MIKE, OH WHAT A GUY
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Look Both Ways
00:53
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Look both ways before crossing the street
Or get better acquainted with the concrete
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get the other side
But it didn't watch out for oncoming traffic
And it got hit by a teenage driver going for a joyride
Sent him on up to that big chicken coop in the sky
So look both ways before crossing the street
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I Eat Kids
01:26
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WELL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT COWS LOOKED PRETTIER IN A FIELD
THAN ON MY PLATE AT SUPPER BEING SERVED AS A MEAL
AND I NEVER DID LIKE HAMBURGERS, I NEVER DID LIKE STEAK
I PREFER CHICKENS CACKLING INSTEAD OF FRIED, COOKED, OR BAKED
WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID
BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT KIDS
WELL, IT USED TO BE A PROBLEM JUST EATING RICE AND BEANS
AND I THINK YOU PROBABLY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN
AND I NEVER REALLY KNEW IF I WAS EATING ALL I SHOULD
BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM KNOW AND IT FEELS PRETTY GOOD
WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID
BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT KIDS
SO IT'S GOODBYE LIVER, GOODBYE ROAST BEEF
HELLO TOMMY, MICHAEL AND DENISE
I DON'T EAT CHICKENS AND I DON'T EAT COWS
I DON'T EAT ANIMALS, I EAT CHILDREN NOW
WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID
BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT......
KIDS, KIDS, (chomping sounds) KIDS
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Deviled Egg
02:15
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THE DEVILED EGG IS CRACKED
AS THE BEAK PECKS THROUGH THE SHELL
LOOK AT WHAT HAS HATCHED
A CHICKEN HEAD STRAIGHT OUT OF HELL
THIS EVIL CHICKEN REIGNS IN BLOOD
A LITTLE SOUTH OF HEAVEN
HE LIVES AT NUMBER 666
NEXT DOOR TO 667
BEHOLD THE VISAGE OF SHEER TERROR
NOTHING COULD BE MORE SCARY
THEY CALL HIM EL POLLO DIABLO
BUT YOU CAN CALL HIM LARRY
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Look, he's crawling up my wall
Black and hairy, very small
Now he's up above my head
Hanging by a little thread
Boris the spider
Boris the spider
Now he's dropped on to the floor
Heading for the bedroom door
Maybe he's as scared as me
Where's he gone now, I can't see
Boris the spider
Boris the spider
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
There he is wrapped in a ball
Doesn't seem to move at all
Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure
Pick this book up off the floor
Boris the spider
Boris the spider
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly
He's come to a sticky end
Don't think he will ever mend
Never more will he crawl 'round
He's embedded in the ground
Boris the spider
Boris the spider
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8. |
Badd Bunny
04:28
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THE BUNNY'S COMIN' OUT TONIGHT
BETTER STAY INSIDE
THE BUNNY'S LOOKIN' FOR A BITE
BETTER RUN AND HIDE
THE BUNNY'S HERE, THE BUNNY'S HERE
THE BUNNY HOPS UP AND DOWN
HE'S GOT BIG EARS, HE'S GOT BIG EARS
THE WORLD IS HIS PLAYGROUND
BADD BUNNY
HE'S BAD
BUNNY
BAD
THE BUNNY'S NOT AFRAID TO KILL
THE BUNNY WANTS HIS FOOD
THE BUNNY'S GONNA HAVE HIS FILL
THE BUNNY, HE IS RUDE
CARROTS AND LETTUCE AND RADISHES TOO
HIS EVIL SOUL CRAVES VEGETABLES
HE WON'T STOP TILL HE'S THROUGH
BADD BUNNY
HE'S BAD
BUNNY
SO BAD
YEAH, GIMME BADD BUNNY
OH WOAH HO WOAH HO
IT'S BUNNY TIME
OH WOAH HO WOAH HO
CAN YOU HEAR THE BUNNY NOW
HOPPIN' DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL
HE'S GOT PINK EYES, HE TWITCHES HIS NOSE
AND HAS A COTTON TAIL
THE BUNNY'S HERE, HE'S GOT BIG EARS
AND HE'S MUSCLE BOUND
HE LEAPED OUT OF HIS BUNNY HOLE
UNDERNEATH THE GROUND YEAH!
BADD BUNNY
HE'S BAD
BUNNY
BAD!
WOAH!!
BUNNAYYY!!!
YEAH!
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Pest Control
01:42
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ARE YOU GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF THE RODENT INFESTATION?
THEN CALL THE BEST IN PEST EXTERMINATION
THERE'S A NASTY PROBLEM AT THE PIZZA PARLOR DOWN THE STREET
AND THE CUSTOMERS ARE COMPLAINING THAT THEY'RE TOO DISGUSTED TO EAT
IT INHABITS A DARK AND NOISY WORLD FILLED WITH LITTLE CHILDREN
AND FEEDS ON GREASY PIZZA THAT'S DROPPED ON THE FILTHY FLOOR THERE
IT'S PEST CONTROL SO EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT
I'M GONNA KILL CHUCK E. CHEESE TONIGHT
I'M GONNA KILL THAT DIRTY RAT I'M GONNA TAKE HIS LIFE
I'LL CUT OFF HIS TAIL WITH A CARVING KNIFE
EVEN IF IT STANDS AT FIVE FOOT FIVE
WEIGHS 180 POUNDS BUT IT WON'T ESCAPE ALIVE
SETTING UP TRAPS IN EVERY CORNER IN EVERY ROOM
THE JOB ISN'T OVER UNTIL OLD CHUCK MEETS HIS DOOM
IT'S PEST CONTROL SO EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT
I'M GONNA KILL CHUCK E. CHEESE TONIGHT
WE FINALLY GOT CHUCKY OUT OF THE HOUSE
TOMORROW WE'LL GO TO DISNEYLAND AND KILL MICKEY MOUSE
ERASING RODENTS FROM OUR SIGHT
PEST CONTROL ON PATROL TONIGHT!
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Cluck You!
01:50
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Cover your ears and cover your eyes
We're back and now we're giant size
They locked us up in the coop
But we escaped and now we're on the loose
Sgt. Psyclopps' militia will enlist you
Don't blow your nose on Bird Brain's neuro tissue
Punky Rooster's here to rock 'n' roll
El Pollo Diablo will possess your soul
Carrot Topp and Bone Head will ruin your day
We're the Chicken Heads and we got one thing to say...
Cover your ears and cover your eyes
'Cuz we've come back to terrorize
They locked us up in the coop
But we escaped and now we're on the loose
Cheri Tomato is getting ready
Pastafarian's got lasagna and spagetthi
Poultry-Geist is here to haunt you more
and Puke Boy just barfed all over the floor
Frankenchicken is heading your way
We're the Chicken Heads and we got one thing to say
Cluck You! Cluck You! Cluck You! Woh
Cluck You! Cluck You! Cluck You! Woh
Cluck You! Cluck You! Cluck You! Woh
Cluck You! Cluck You! Cluck You! Yeah
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Mutate
03:02
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When you visit our farm, don't be alarmed if things seem a little bizarre
A carrot is walking, the tomato is talking and chickens are playing guitars
Radiation to the population has caused an alteration in genetic information
Our DNA's been rearranged, now my genes are changed, I'm the new mutation
From the soil to the pond, strange species were spawned and now mutants are abound
It's been this way ever since the day that the sky fell down down down
Cultivation of the vegetation brings a realization of our peculiar situation
The harvest we yield in an electromagnetic field bears the nuclear seal of contamination
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12. |
I Looked Into the Mirror
02:54
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I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR
WHAT DID THE MIRROR SAY?
"YOU'RE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE SEEN, WILL YOU PLEASE GO WAY!!!"
MY FEELINGS HAD BEEN HURT
MY PRIDE WAS DAMAGED, I WAS CRUSHED
MY HAIR WAS COMBED, MY CLOTHES WERE CLEAN
MY TEETH HAD ALL BEEN BRUSHED
TOOK MY FATHER'S OVERCOAT AND A FADED OLD BOW TIE
CAME BACK TO THE MIRROR TO GET A NEW REPLY
MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL, HOW DO I LOOK TO YOU?
"JUST LIKE THAT UGLY KID!", THE MIRROR SAID AS I WITHDREW
I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR
WHAT DID THE MIRROR SAY?
"YOU'RE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE SEEN, WILL YOU PLEASE GO AWAY!!"
FOUND MY MOTHER'S MAKE-UP KIT
AND MY GRANDMOTHER'S OLD WIG
GOT SOME LIPSTICK ON MY MOUTH
AND I MADE MY CHEST LOOK BIG
PUT MY SISTER'S SWEATER ON
AND I ROLLED UP BOTH MY SLEEVES
MIRROR WAS SO SILENT
I WAS SO RELIEVED
THEN FINALLY, THE MIRROR SPOKE AND MADE ME FEEL SO DUMB
IT SAID, "YOU'RE STILL WEIRD AND UGLY! HOW COME?"
I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR
WHAT DID THE MIRROR SAY?
"YOU'RE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE SEEN, WILL YOU PLEASE GO AWAY!!"
COULDN'T PLEASE THAT MIRROR NO MATTER HOW I TRIED
I SPENT MONEY, TIME AND ENERGY AND LOTS OF NIGHTS I CRIED
I REALIZED THAT THOUGH IT'S GOOD TO SEE THE WAY YOU LOOK
WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS WHO YOU ARE THAT'S WHAT I MISTOOK
YEAH, THE BEST REFLECTION OF WHO YOU ARE COMES FROM ANOTHER PLACE
SO I BOUGHT A BRAND NEW MIRROR...
AND GOT A HAIRCUT JUST IN CASE
I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR
WHAT DID THE MIRROR SAY?
"YOU MAY BE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE SEEN BUT PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY!!!"
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Stitch Me Up
01:21
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Well I'm falling apart or so it seems
Got a broken heart tearing at the seams
All tattered up from being dragged around
Polyethylene trails across the ground
So won't you stitch me up?
Stitch me up
Stitch me up
Make me feel like new
I'm hoping you
Get out your needle and your thread
And sew the eyeball on my head
So I won't be too blind to see
The beauty right in front of me
Stitch me up
Stitch me up
Make me feel like new
I'm hoping you
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Bag O' Bones
02:59
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ONCE UPON A TIME
I WAS A PIECE OF SLIME
SITTING ON A ROCK
LEARNING HOW TO WALK
LEARNING HOW TO TALK
LEARNING HOW TO GET A JOB, MAKE SOME MONEY, BUY A CAR, MAYBE INVEST IS SOME STOCK
BUT FROM TIME TO TIME
I STILL FEEL LIKE SLIME
BUT NOW I'M A
BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES,
I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIIG BAAAG, BIIIG BAAAAG, BIIIIG BAAAAAG......
ONCE UPON A TIME
I WAS A PIECE OF SLIME, YEAH
FULL OF HOPES AND SCHEMES
LIFE COULD BE A DREAM
TWO KIDS, A WIFE, A WASHING MACHINE
THEN I GOT OLD
THEY THREW ME OUT IN THE COLD
LIKE A MOLDY TANGERINE
I'LL GIVE 'EM A PIECE O' MY MIND
BUT WHERE IS MY SPINE
IN A BIG BAG
O' BONES, BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
IN A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
IN A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
IN A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
IN A BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIIG BAAAG
BIIIG BAAAAG, BIIIIG BAAYAAG UVVVV BOAHUNNZZZ
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Our Last Song
01:22
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THIS IS OUR LAST SONG
THE BAND THEY WANTED PASSED ON
THE SHOW SO THEY TOLD US WE COULD PLAY
BUT WE'VE OUTDONE OUR WELCOME
WE'D PLAY MORE SONGS AND TELL SOME
JOKES BUT HERE COMES THE CANE
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, YOU'VE ALL BEEN GREAT
WE SHOULDA BROKE UP IN 1998
WE'D PROBABLY DO BETTER IN SOME OTHER STATE
OR MAYBE IN JAPAN
THEY WOULD UNDERSTAND
THIS IS OUR LAST SONG
I PROMISE YOU THAT SO
SOON WE'RE GETTIN' OUTTA HERE
MR. SOUNDMAN, DON'T BE NERVOUS
E WE KNOW YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS
DAMAGE WE'VE DONE TO YOUR EARS
NOW YOU CAN WATCH THE BANDS THAT YOUR REALLY CAME TO SEE
WE SHOULDA BROKE UP IN 1993
I SHOULDA STAYED HOME AND WATCHED TV
LIKE ONE OF THOSE SHOWS ABOUT UFO'S
THIS IS OUR LAST SONG
OUR "GET THIS OVER FAST" SONG
NOT THE BEST SONG WE EVER WROTE
THIS IS OUR LAST SONG
I PROMISE IT WON'T LAST LONG
'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY TWO MORE NOTES
THE END
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