Music For Mutants

by Radioactive Chicken Heads

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released May 22, 2008

Cover photo by JJ MacCrimmon

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Radioactive Chicken Heads Los Angeles, California

Not your average band of poultry punks and giant mutant vegetables, the Radioactive Chicken Heads are rapidly spreading their genetically modified rock 'n' roll across the world...Beware, if you are reading this, you may have already been contaminated.

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Track Name: Bird Brain
TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF, MY FRIEND YOU ARE A MESS

BOY YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT THIS TIME

YOUR CRANIUM IS CRACKED AND YOUR BRAIN IS EXPOSED

WELL IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND

YOUR EYEBALLS ARE POPPING OUT OF YOUR SKULL

AND DANGLING FROM THEIR SOCKETS

YOU OUGHT TO SHOVE YOUR EYES BACK INTO YOUR HEAD

OR AT LEAST PUT 'EM INTO YOUR POCKETS

YOU JUMPED OUT OF BED

MISSING HALF YOUR HEAD

NOW YOU'RE THE LIVING DEAD

BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!

UNFINISHED SURGERY

FOR YOUR LOBOTOMY

DON'T SPILL YOUR BRAINS ON ME

BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!

BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN

BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN

BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN

BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!

BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN

BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN

BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN

BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!

ALRIGHT, THIS IS GOING JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO FAR

I TELL YA BUDDY, THAT'S NOT COOL

YOU WENT OUT ON A DATE AND YOUR BORROWED MY TIE

NOW IT'S SOAKING WITH YOUR BLOODY DROOL

AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S LOOKING PALE AS A CORPSE

BUT PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY

HEY I WAS ONLY JOKING, WE'RE STILL PALS RIGHT

WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME?

HERE, HAVE THIS INSTEAD

IT'S A PIECE OF BREAD

OW, DON'T PECK MY HEAD

BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!

UGH, I'M FEELING WEAK

MY GUTS ARE IN YOUR BEAK

MY FUTURE'S GETTING BLEAK

BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!

BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN

BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN

BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN

BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!

BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN

BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN

BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN

BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!
Track Name: Liquid Fat
AN EXPERIMENT GONE HAYWIRE AT THE COMPANY LAB

TRYING TO DEVELOP A SUBSTITUTE FOR UNSATURATED FLAB

I WAS ONLY AN ASSISTANT BUT I THOUGHT THAT I WAS SMART

SO I HELD ON TO SOME CHEMICALS THEY TOLD ME TO DISCARD

I MIXED FATTY ACIDS AND GLYCEROL COMPOUNDS WITH THE NEW SUBSTANCE I HAD

AND SOON AN OILY CREATURE GOT OUT OF CONTROL AND ITS SIZE INCREASED LIKE MAD

IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT?

IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN TROUBLE BUT WHAT CAN WE DO?

WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY A GREASY GLOB OF GOO

AS IT SLIDES SLOWLY DOWN THE STREET DRIPPING ITS SLIPPERY SLIME

WE TRY TO PLAN OUR ESCAPE BEFORE WE RUN OUT OF TIME

NOW IT'S GETTING CLOSER BUT HOW DO YOU MAKE IT STOP?

NOBODY WILL FIGHT IT IT TOOK OUT FORTY COPS

I SEE SOMETHING STRANGE IN VIEWING RANGE WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

OH NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT IT'S LIQUID FAT!

IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT.
Track Name: Headless Mike
MICHAEL WAS A CHICKEN

WELL, A ROOSTER TO BE EXACT

HE HAD THE GRAVE MISFORTUNE

OF BEING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE AXE

DECAPITATION EQUALS DEATH

TO MOST THAT'S JUST A GIVEN

BUT OL' MIKE SAW THINGS DIFFERENT

SO HE WENT ON A LIVIN'

HEADLESS MIKE, THE HEADLESS CHICKEN

HEADLESS MIKE REFUSED TO DIE

HEADLESS MIKE, HIS HEART KEPT TICKIN'

HEADLESS MIKE, OH WHAT A GUY

AN INSTANT CELEBRITY

HE TOURED THE COUNTRY IN AN AUTO

PROBABLY THE GREATEST THING

THAT EVER CAME FROM COLORADO

SO IF YOU'RE FEELING BLUE

THINK YOU'VE BEEN DEALT A BOGUS HAND

JUST REMEMBER HEADLESS MIKE

AND HOLLAR "AIN'T LIFE GRAND!"

HEADLESS MIKE, THE HEADLESS CHICKEN

HEADLESS MIKE REFUSED TO DIE

HEADLESS MIKE, ALIVE AND KICKIN'

HEADLESS MIKE, OH WHAT A GUY
Track Name: Look Both Ways
Look both ways before crossing the street
Or get better acquainted with the concrete
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get the other side
But it didn't watch out for oncoming traffic
And it got hit by a teenage driver going for a joyride
Sent him on up to that big chicken coop in the sky
So look both ways before crossing the street
Track Name: I Eat Kids
WELL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT COWS LOOKED PRETTIER IN A FIELD

THAN ON MY PLATE AT SUPPER BEING SERVED AS A MEAL

AND I NEVER DID LIKE HAMBURGERS, I NEVER DID LIKE STEAK

I PREFER CHICKENS CACKLING INSTEAD OF FRIED, COOKED, OR BAKED

WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID

BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT KIDS

WELL, IT USED TO BE A PROBLEM JUST EATING RICE AND BEANS

AND I THINK YOU PROBABLY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN

AND I NEVER REALLY KNEW IF I WAS EATING ALL I SHOULD

BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM KNOW AND IT FEELS PRETTY GOOD

WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID

BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT KIDS

SO IT'S GOODBYE LIVER, GOODBYE ROAST BEEF

HELLO TOMMY, MICHAEL AND DENISE

I DON'T EAT CHICKENS AND I DON'T EAT COWS

I DON'T EAT ANIMALS, I EAT CHILDREN NOW

WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID

BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT......

KIDS, KIDS, (chomping sounds) KIDS
Track Name: Deviled Egg
THE DEVILED EGG IS CRACKED

AS THE BEAK PECKS THROUGH THE SHELL

LOOK AT WHAT HAS HATCHED

A CHICKEN HEAD STRAIGHT OUT OF HELL

THIS EVIL CHICKEN REIGNS IN BLOOD

A LITTLE SOUTH OF HEAVEN

HE LIVES AT NUMBER 666

NEXT DOOR TO 667

BEHOLD THE VISAGE OF SHEER TERROR

NOTHING COULD BE MORE SCARY

THEY CALL HIM EL POLLO DIABLO

BUT YOU CAN CALL HIM LARRY
Track Name: Boris the Spider
Look, he's crawling up my wall

Black and hairy, very small

Now he's up above my head

Hanging by a little thread

Boris the spider

Boris the spider

Now he's dropped on to the floor

Heading for the bedroom door

Maybe he's as scared as me

Where's he gone now, I can't see

Boris the spider

Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly

Creepy, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

There he is wrapped in a ball

Doesn't seem to move at all

Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure

Pick this book up off the floor

Boris the spider

Boris the spider

Creepy, crawly

Creepy, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly

He's come to a sticky end

Don't think he will ever mend

Never more will he crawl 'round

He's embedded in the ground

Boris the spider

Boris the spider
Track Name: Badd Bunny
THE BUNNY'S COMIN' OUT TONIGHT
BETTER STAY INSIDE
THE BUNNY'S LOOKIN' FOR A BITE
BETTER RUN AND HIDE

THE BUNNY'S HERE, THE BUNNY'S HERE
THE BUNNY HOPS UP AND DOWN
HE'S GOT BIG EARS, HE'S GOT BIG EARS
THE WORLD IS HIS PLAYGROUND

BADD BUNNY
HE'S BAD
BUNNY
BAD

THE BUNNY'S NOT AFRAID TO KILL
THE BUNNY WANTS HIS FOOD
THE BUNNY'S GONNA HAVE HIS FILL
THE BUNNY, HE IS RUDE

CARROTS AND LETTUCE AND RADISHES TOO
HIS EVIL SOUL CRAVES VEGETABLES
HE WON'T STOP TILL HE'S THROUGH

BADD BUNNY
HE'S BAD
BUNNY
SO BAD

YEAH, GIMME BADD BUNNY
OH WOAH HO WOAH HO
IT'S BUNNY TIME
OH WOAH HO WOAH HO

CAN YOU HEAR THE BUNNY NOW
HOPPIN' DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL
HE'S GOT PINK EYES, HE TWITCHES HIS NOSE
AND HAS A COTTON TAIL

THE BUNNY'S HERE, HE'S GOT BIG EARS
AND HE'S MUSCLE BOUND
HE LEAPED OUT OF HIS BUNNY HOLE
UNDERNEATH THE GROUND YEAH!

BADD BUNNY
HE'S BAD
BUNNY
BAD!

WOAH!!
BUNNAYYY!!!
YEAH!
Track Name: Pest Control
ARE YOU GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF THE RODENT INFESTATION?

THEN CALL THE BEST IN PEST EXTERMINATION

THERE'S A NASTY PROBLEM AT THE PIZZA PARLOR DOWN THE STREET

AND THE CUSTOMERS ARE COMPLAINING THAT THEY'RE TOO DISGUSTED TO EAT

IT INHABITS A DARK AND NOISY WORLD FILLED WITH LITTLE CHILDREN

AND FEEDS ON GREASY PIZZA THAT'S DROPPED ON THE FILTHY FLOOR THERE

IT'S PEST CONTROL SO EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT

I'M GONNA KILL CHUCK E. CHEESE TONIGHT

I'M GONNA KILL THAT DIRTY RAT I'M GONNA TAKE HIS LIFE

I'LL CUT OFF HIS TAIL WITH A CARVING KNIFE

EVEN IF IT STANDS AT FIVE FOOT FIVE

WEIGHS 180 POUNDS BUT IT WON'T ESCAPE ALIVE

SETTING UP TRAPS IN EVERY CORNER IN EVERY ROOM

THE JOB ISN'T OVER UNTIL OLD CHUCK MEETS HIS DOOM

IT'S PEST CONTROL SO EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT

I'M GONNA KILL CHUCK E. CHEESE TONIGHT

WE FINALLY GOT CHUCKY OUT OF THE HOUSE

TOMORROW WE'LL GO TO DISNEYLAND AND KILL MICKEY MOUSE

ERASING RODENTS FROM OUR SIGHT

PEST CONTROL ON PATROL TONIGHT!
Track Name: Cluck You!
Cover your ears and cover your eyes

We're back and now we're giant size

They locked us up in the coop

But we escaped and now we're on the loose

Sgt. Psyclopps' militia will enlist you

Don't blow your nose on Bird Brain's neuro tissue

Punky Rooster's here to rock 'n' roll

El Pollo Diablo will possess your soul

Carrot Topp and Bone Head will ruin your day

We're the Chicken Heads and we got one thing to say...


Cover your ears and cover your eyes

'Cuz we've come back to terrorize

They locked us up in the coop

But we escaped and now we're on the loose

Cheri Tomato is getting ready

Pastafarian's got lasagna and spagetthi

Poultry-Geist is here to haunt you more

and Puke Boy just barfed all over the floor

Frankenchicken is heading your way

We're the Chicken Heads and we got one thing to say


Cluck You! Cluck You! Cluck You! Woh

Cluck You! Cluck You! Cluck You! Woh

Cluck You! Cluck You! Cluck You! Woh

Cluck You! Cluck You! Cluck You! Yeah
Track Name: Mutate
When you visit our farm, don't be alarmed if things seem a little bizarre
A carrot is walking, the tomato is talking and chickens are playing guitars
Radiation to the population has caused an alteration in genetic information
Our DNA's been rearranged, now my genes are changed, I'm the new mutation

From the soil to the pond, strange species were spawned and now mutants are abound
It's been this way ever since the day that the sky fell down down down
Cultivation of the vegetation brings a realization of our peculiar situation
The harvest we yield in an electromagnetic field bears the nuclear seal of contamination
Track Name: I Looked Into the Mirror
I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR

WHAT DID THE MIRROR SAY?

"YOU'RE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE SEEN, WILL YOU PLEASE GO WAY!!!"

MY FEELINGS HAD BEEN HURT

MY PRIDE WAS DAMAGED, I WAS CRUSHED

MY HAIR WAS COMBED, MY CLOTHES WERE CLEAN

MY TEETH HAD ALL BEEN BRUSHED

TOOK MY FATHER'S OVERCOAT AND A FADED OLD BOW TIE

CAME BACK TO THE MIRROR TO GET A NEW REPLY

MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL, HOW DO I LOOK TO YOU?

"JUST LIKE THAT UGLY KID!", THE MIRROR SAID AS I WITHDREW

I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR

WHAT DID THE MIRROR SAY?

"YOU'RE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE SEEN, WILL YOU PLEASE GO AWAY!!"

FOUND MY MOTHER'S MAKE-UP KIT

AND MY GRANDMOTHER'S OLD WIG

GOT SOME LIPSTICK ON MY MOUTH

AND I MADE MY CHEST LOOK BIG

PUT MY SISTER'S SWEATER ON

AND I ROLLED UP BOTH MY SLEEVES

MIRROR WAS SO SILENT

I WAS SO RELIEVED

THEN FINALLY, THE MIRROR SPOKE AND MADE ME FEEL SO DUMB

IT SAID, "YOU'RE STILL WEIRD AND UGLY! HOW COME?"

I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR

WHAT DID THE MIRROR SAY?

"YOU'RE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE SEEN, WILL YOU PLEASE GO AWAY!!"

COULDN'T PLEASE THAT MIRROR NO MATTER HOW I TRIED

I SPENT MONEY, TIME AND ENERGY AND LOTS OF NIGHTS I CRIED

I REALIZED THAT THOUGH IT'S GOOD TO SEE THE WAY YOU LOOK

WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS WHO YOU ARE THAT'S WHAT I MISTOOK

YEAH, THE BEST REFLECTION OF WHO YOU ARE COMES FROM ANOTHER PLACE

SO I BOUGHT A BRAND NEW MIRROR...

AND GOT A HAIRCUT JUST IN CASE

I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR

WHAT DID THE MIRROR SAY?

"YOU MAY BE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE SEEN BUT PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY!!!"
Track Name: Stitch Me Up
Well I'm falling apart or so it seems
Got a broken heart tearing at the seams
All tattered up from being dragged around
Polyethylene trails across the ground

So won't you stitch me up?
Stitch me up
Stitch me up
Make me feel like new
I'm hoping you

Get out your needle and your thread
And sew the eyeball on my head
So I won't be too blind to see
The beauty right in front of me

Stitch me up
Stitch me up
Make me feel like new
I'm hoping you
Track Name: Bag O' Bones
ONCE UPON A TIME
I WAS A PIECE OF SLIME
SITTING ON A ROCK
LEARNING HOW TO WALK
LEARNING HOW TO TALK
LEARNING HOW TO GET A JOB, MAKE SOME MONEY, BUY A CAR, MAYBE INVEST IS SOME STOCK
BUT FROM TIME TO TIME
I STILL FEEL LIKE SLIME
BUT NOW I'M A

BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES,
I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIIG BAAAG, BIIIG BAAAAG, BIIIIG BAAAAAG......

ONCE UPON A TIME
I WAS A PIECE OF SLIME, YEAH
FULL OF HOPES AND SCHEMES
LIFE COULD BE A DREAM
TWO KIDS, A WIFE, A WASHING MACHINE
THEN I GOT OLD
THEY THREW ME OUT IN THE COLD
LIKE A MOLDY TANGERINE
I'LL GIVE 'EM A PIECE O' MY MIND
BUT WHERE IS MY SPINE
IN A BIG BAG

O' BONES, BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
IN A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
IN A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
IN A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
IN A BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIIG BAAAG
BIIIG BAAAAG, BIIIIG BAAYAAG UVVVV BOAHUNNZZZ
Track Name: Our Last Song
THIS IS OUR LAST SONG

THE BAND THEY WANTED PASSED ON

THE SHOW SO THEY TOLD US WE COULD PLAY

BUT WE'VE OUTDONE OUR WELCOME

WE'D PLAY MORE SONGS AND TELL SOME

JOKES BUT HERE COMES THE CANE

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, YOU'VE ALL BEEN GREAT

WE SHOULDA BROKE UP IN 1998

WE'D PROBABLY DO BETTER IN SOME OTHER STATE

OR MAYBE IN JAPAN

THEY WOULD UNDERSTAND

THIS IS OUR LAST SONG

I PROMISE YOU THAT SO

SOON WE'RE GETTIN' OUTTA HERE

MR. SOUNDMAN, DON'T BE NERVOUS

E WE KNOW YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS

DAMAGE WE'VE DONE TO YOUR EARS

NOW YOU CAN WATCH THE BANDS THAT YOUR REALLY CAME TO SEE

WE SHOULDA BROKE UP IN 1993

I SHOULDA STAYED HOME AND WATCHED TV

LIKE ONE OF THOSE SHOWS ABOUT UFO'S

THIS IS OUR LAST SONG

OUR "GET THIS OVER FAST" SONG

NOT THE BEST SONG WE EVER WROTE

THIS IS OUR LAST SONG

I PROMISE IT WON'T LAST LONG

'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY TWO MORE NOTES

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