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Music For Mutants

by Radioactive Chicken Heads

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1.
Bird Brain 02:20
TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF, MY FRIEND YOU ARE A MESS BOY YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT THIS TIME YOUR CRANIUM IS CRACKED AND YOUR BRAIN IS EXPOSED WELL IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO KEEP AN OPEN MIND YOUR EYEBALLS ARE POPPING OUT OF YOUR SKULL AND DANGLING FROM THEIR SOCKETS YOU OUGHT TO SHOVE YOUR EYES BACK INTO YOUR HEAD OR AT LEAST PUT 'EM INTO YOUR POCKETS YOU JUMPED OUT OF BED MISSING HALF YOUR HEAD NOW YOU'RE THE LIVING DEAD BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN! UNFINISHED SURGERY FOR YOUR LOBOTOMY DON'T SPILL YOUR BRAINS ON ME BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN! BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN! BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN! ALRIGHT, THIS IS GOING JUST A LITTLE BIT TOO FAR I TELL YA BUDDY, THAT'S NOT COOL YOU WENT OUT ON A DATE AND YOUR BORROWED MY TIE NOW IT'S SOAKING WITH YOUR BLOODY DROOL AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S LOOKING PALE AS A CORPSE BUT PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY HEY I WAS ONLY JOKING, WE'RE STILL PALS RIGHT WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING ME? HERE, HAVE THIS INSTEAD IT'S A PIECE OF BREAD OW, DON'T PECK MY HEAD BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN! UGH, I'M FEELING WEAK MY GUTS ARE IN YOUR BEAK MY FUTURE'S GETTING BLEAK BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN! BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN! BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN BUH-BUH-BUH-BUH-BIRD BRAIN BIRD BRAIN! BIRD BRAIN!
2.
Liquid Fat 02:01
AN EXPERIMENT GONE HAYWIRE AT THE COMPANY LAB TRYING TO DEVELOP A SUBSTITUTE FOR UNSATURATED FLAB I WAS ONLY AN ASSISTANT BUT I THOUGHT THAT I WAS SMART SO I HELD ON TO SOME CHEMICALS THEY TOLD ME TO DISCARD I MIXED FATTY ACIDS AND GLYCEROL COMPOUNDS WITH THE NEW SUBSTANCE I HAD AND SOON AN OILY CREATURE GOT OUT OF CONTROL AND ITS SIZE INCREASED LIKE MAD IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT? IT LOOKS LIKE WE'RE IN TROUBLE BUT WHAT CAN WE DO? WE'RE BEING ATTACKED BY A GREASY GLOB OF GOO AS IT SLIDES SLOWLY DOWN THE STREET DRIPPING ITS SLIPPERY SLIME WE TRY TO PLAN OUR ESCAPE BEFORE WE RUN OUT OF TIME NOW IT'S GETTING CLOSER BUT HOW DO YOU MAKE IT STOP? NOBODY WILL FIGHT IT IT TOOK OUT FORTY COPS I SEE SOMETHING STRANGE IN VIEWING RANGE WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? OH NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT! IT'S LIQUID FAT.
3.
MICHAEL WAS A CHICKEN WELL, A ROOSTER TO BE EXACT HE HAD THE GRAVE MISFORTUNE OF BEING ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE AXE DECAPITATION EQUALS DEATH TO MOST THAT'S JUST A GIVEN BUT OL' MIKE SAW THINGS DIFFERENT SO HE WENT ON A LIVIN' HEADLESS MIKE, THE HEADLESS CHICKEN HEADLESS MIKE REFUSED TO DIE HEADLESS MIKE, HIS HEART KEPT TICKIN' HEADLESS MIKE, OH WHAT A GUY AN INSTANT CELEBRITY HE TOURED THE COUNTRY IN AN AUTO PROBABLY THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER CAME FROM COLORADO SO IF YOU'RE FEELING BLUE THINK YOU'VE BEEN DEALT A BOGUS HAND JUST REMEMBER HEADLESS MIKE AND HOLLAR "AIN'T LIFE GRAND!" HEADLESS MIKE, THE HEADLESS CHICKEN HEADLESS MIKE REFUSED TO DIE HEADLESS MIKE, ALIVE AND KICKIN' HEADLESS MIKE, OH WHAT A GUY
4.
Look both ways before crossing the street Or get better acquainted with the concrete Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the other side But it didn't watch out for oncoming traffic And it got hit by a teenage driver going for a joyride Sent him on up to that big chicken coop in the sky So look both ways before crossing the street
5.
I Eat Kids 01:26
WELL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT COWS LOOKED PRETTIER IN A FIELD THAN ON MY PLATE AT SUPPER BEING SERVED AS A MEAL AND I NEVER DID LIKE HAMBURGERS, I NEVER DID LIKE STEAK I PREFER CHICKENS CACKLING INSTEAD OF FRIED, COOKED, OR BAKED WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT KIDS WELL, IT USED TO BE A PROBLEM JUST EATING RICE AND BEANS AND I THINK YOU PROBABLY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN AND I NEVER REALLY KNEW IF I WAS EATING ALL I SHOULD BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM KNOW AND IT FEELS PRETTY GOOD WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT KIDS SO IT'S GOODBYE LIVER, GOODBYE ROAST BEEF HELLO TOMMY, MICHAEL AND DENISE I DON'T EAT CHICKENS AND I DON'T EAT COWS I DON'T EAT ANIMALS, I EAT CHILDREN NOW WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT...... KIDS, KIDS, (chomping sounds) KIDS
6.
Deviled Egg 02:15
THE DEVILED EGG IS CRACKED AS THE BEAK PECKS THROUGH THE SHELL LOOK AT WHAT HAS HATCHED A CHICKEN HEAD STRAIGHT OUT OF HELL THIS EVIL CHICKEN REIGNS IN BLOOD A LITTLE SOUTH OF HEAVEN HE LIVES AT NUMBER 666 NEXT DOOR TO 667 BEHOLD THE VISAGE OF SHEER TERROR NOTHING COULD BE MORE SCARY THEY CALL HIM EL POLLO DIABLO BUT YOU CAN CALL HIM LARRY
7.
Boris the Spider (free) 02:09
Look, he's crawling up my wall Black and hairy, very small Now he's up above my head Hanging by a little thread Boris the spider Boris the spider Now he's dropped on to the floor Heading for the bedroom door Maybe he's as scared as me Where's he gone now, I can't see Boris the spider Boris the spider Creepy, crawly Creepy, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly There he is wrapped in a ball Doesn't seem to move at all Perhaps he's dead, I'll just make sure Pick this book up off the floor Boris the spider Boris the spider Creepy, crawly Creepy, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly Creepy, creepy, crawly, crawly He's come to a sticky end Don't think he will ever mend Never more will he crawl 'round He's embedded in the ground Boris the spider Boris the spider
8.
Badd Bunny 04:28
THE BUNNY'S COMIN' OUT TONIGHT BETTER STAY INSIDE THE BUNNY'S LOOKIN' FOR A BITE BETTER RUN AND HIDE THE BUNNY'S HERE, THE BUNNY'S HERE THE BUNNY HOPS UP AND DOWN HE'S GOT BIG EARS, HE'S GOT BIG EARS THE WORLD IS HIS PLAYGROUND BADD BUNNY HE'S BAD BUNNY BAD THE BUNNY'S NOT AFRAID TO KILL THE BUNNY WANTS HIS FOOD THE BUNNY'S GONNA HAVE HIS FILL THE BUNNY, HE IS RUDE CARROTS AND LETTUCE AND RADISHES TOO HIS EVIL SOUL CRAVES VEGETABLES HE WON'T STOP TILL HE'S THROUGH BADD BUNNY HE'S BAD BUNNY SO BAD YEAH, GIMME BADD BUNNY OH WOAH HO WOAH HO IT'S BUNNY TIME OH WOAH HO WOAH HO CAN YOU HEAR THE BUNNY NOW HOPPIN' DOWN THE BUNNY TRAIL HE'S GOT PINK EYES, HE TWITCHES HIS NOSE AND HAS A COTTON TAIL THE BUNNY'S HERE, HE'S GOT BIG EARS AND HE'S MUSCLE BOUND HE LEAPED OUT OF HIS BUNNY HOLE UNDERNEATH THE GROUND YEAH! BADD BUNNY HE'S BAD BUNNY BAD! WOAH!! BUNNAYYY!!! YEAH!
9.
Pest Control 01:42
ARE YOU GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF THE RODENT INFESTATION? THEN CALL THE BEST IN PEST EXTERMINATION THERE'S A NASTY PROBLEM AT THE PIZZA PARLOR DOWN THE STREET AND THE CUSTOMERS ARE COMPLAINING THAT THEY'RE TOO DISGUSTED TO EAT IT INHABITS A DARK AND NOISY WORLD FILLED WITH LITTLE CHILDREN AND FEEDS ON GREASY PIZZA THAT'S DROPPED ON THE FILTHY FLOOR THERE IT'S PEST CONTROL SO EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT I'M GONNA KILL CHUCK E. CHEESE TONIGHT I'M GONNA KILL THAT DIRTY RAT I'M GONNA TAKE HIS LIFE I'LL CUT OFF HIS TAIL WITH A CARVING KNIFE EVEN IF IT STANDS AT FIVE FOOT FIVE WEIGHS 180 POUNDS BUT IT WON'T ESCAPE ALIVE SETTING UP TRAPS IN EVERY CORNER IN EVERY ROOM THE JOB ISN'T OVER UNTIL OLD CHUCK MEETS HIS DOOM IT'S PEST CONTROL SO EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT I'M GONNA KILL CHUCK E. CHEESE TONIGHT WE FINALLY GOT CHUCKY OUT OF THE HOUSE TOMORROW WE'LL GO TO DISNEYLAND AND KILL MICKEY MOUSE ERASING RODENTS FROM OUR SIGHT PEST CONTROL ON PATROL TONIGHT!
10.
Cluck You! 01:50
Cover your ears and cover your eyes We're back and now we're giant size They locked us up in the coop But we escaped and now we're on the loose Sgt. Psyclopps' militia will enlist you Don't blow your nose on Bird Brain's neuro tissue Punky Rooster's here to rock 'n' roll El Pollo Diablo will possess your soul Carrot Topp and Bone Head will ruin your day We're the Chicken Heads and we got one thing to say... Cover your ears and cover your eyes 'Cuz we've come back to terrorize They locked us up in the coop But we escaped and now we're on the loose Cheri Tomato is getting ready Pastafarian's got lasagna and spagetthi Poultry-Geist is here to haunt you more and Puke Boy just barfed all over the floor Frankenchicken is heading your way We're the Chicken Heads and we got one thing to say Cluck You! Cluck You! Cluck You! Woh Cluck You! Cluck You! Cluck You! Woh Cluck You! Cluck You! Cluck You! Woh Cluck You! Cluck You! Cluck You! Yeah
11.
Mutate 03:02
When you visit our farm, don't be alarmed if things seem a little bizarre A carrot is walking, the tomato is talking and chickens are playing guitars Radiation to the population has caused an alteration in genetic information Our DNA's been rearranged, now my genes are changed, I'm the new mutation From the soil to the pond, strange species were spawned and now mutants are abound It's been this way ever since the day that the sky fell down down down Cultivation of the vegetation brings a realization of our peculiar situation The harvest we yield in an electromagnetic field bears the nuclear seal of contamination
12.
I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR WHAT DID THE MIRROR SAY? "YOU'RE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE SEEN, WILL YOU PLEASE GO WAY!!!" MY FEELINGS HAD BEEN HURT MY PRIDE WAS DAMAGED, I WAS CRUSHED MY HAIR WAS COMBED, MY CLOTHES WERE CLEAN MY TEETH HAD ALL BEEN BRUSHED TOOK MY FATHER'S OVERCOAT AND A FADED OLD BOW TIE CAME BACK TO THE MIRROR TO GET A NEW REPLY MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL, HOW DO I LOOK TO YOU? "JUST LIKE THAT UGLY KID!", THE MIRROR SAID AS I WITHDREW I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR WHAT DID THE MIRROR SAY? "YOU'RE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE SEEN, WILL YOU PLEASE GO AWAY!!" FOUND MY MOTHER'S MAKE-UP KIT AND MY GRANDMOTHER'S OLD WIG GOT SOME LIPSTICK ON MY MOUTH AND I MADE MY CHEST LOOK BIG PUT MY SISTER'S SWEATER ON AND I ROLLED UP BOTH MY SLEEVES MIRROR WAS SO SILENT I WAS SO RELIEVED THEN FINALLY, THE MIRROR SPOKE AND MADE ME FEEL SO DUMB IT SAID, "YOU'RE STILL WEIRD AND UGLY! HOW COME?" I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR WHAT DID THE MIRROR SAY? "YOU'RE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE SEEN, WILL YOU PLEASE GO AWAY!!" COULDN'T PLEASE THAT MIRROR NO MATTER HOW I TRIED I SPENT MONEY, TIME AND ENERGY AND LOTS OF NIGHTS I CRIED I REALIZED THAT THOUGH IT'S GOOD TO SEE THE WAY YOU LOOK WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS WHO YOU ARE THAT'S WHAT I MISTOOK YEAH, THE BEST REFLECTION OF WHO YOU ARE COMES FROM ANOTHER PLACE SO I BOUGHT A BRAND NEW MIRROR... AND GOT A HAIRCUT JUST IN CASE I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR WHAT DID THE MIRROR SAY? "YOU MAY BE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE SEEN BUT PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY!!!"
13.
Stitch Me Up 01:21
Well I'm falling apart or so it seems Got a broken heart tearing at the seams All tattered up from being dragged around Polyethylene trails across the ground So won't you stitch me up? Stitch me up Stitch me up Make me feel like new I'm hoping you Get out your needle and your thread And sew the eyeball on my head So I won't be too blind to see The beauty right in front of me Stitch me up Stitch me up Make me feel like new I'm hoping you
14.
Bag O' Bones 02:59
ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS A PIECE OF SLIME SITTING ON A ROCK LEARNING HOW TO WALK LEARNING HOW TO TALK LEARNING HOW TO GET A JOB, MAKE SOME MONEY, BUY A CAR, MAYBE INVEST IS SOME STOCK BUT FROM TIME TO TIME I STILL FEEL LIKE SLIME BUT NOW I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES, I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIIG BAAAG, BIIIG BAAAAG, BIIIIG BAAAAAG...... ONCE UPON A TIME I WAS A PIECE OF SLIME, YEAH FULL OF HOPES AND SCHEMES LIFE COULD BE A DREAM TWO KIDS, A WIFE, A WASHING MACHINE THEN I GOT OLD THEY THREW ME OUT IN THE COLD LIKE A MOLDY TANGERINE I'LL GIVE 'EM A PIECE O' MY MIND BUT WHERE IS MY SPINE IN A BIG BAG O' BONES, BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES IN A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES IN A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES IN A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES IN A BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIIG BAAAG BIIIG BAAAAG, BIIIIG BAAYAAG UVVVV BOAHUNNZZZ
15.
THIS IS OUR LAST SONG THE BAND THEY WANTED PASSED ON THE SHOW SO THEY TOLD US WE COULD PLAY BUT WE'VE OUTDONE OUR WELCOME WE'D PLAY MORE SONGS AND TELL SOME JOKES BUT HERE COMES THE CANE THANK YOU VERY MUCH, YOU'VE ALL BEEN GREAT WE SHOULDA BROKE UP IN 1998 WE'D PROBABLY DO BETTER IN SOME OTHER STATE OR MAYBE IN JAPAN THEY WOULD UNDERSTAND THIS IS OUR LAST SONG I PROMISE YOU THAT SO SOON WE'RE GETTIN' OUTTA HERE MR. SOUNDMAN, DON'T BE NERVOUS E WE KNOW YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS DAMAGE WE'VE DONE TO YOUR EARS NOW YOU CAN WATCH THE BANDS THAT YOUR REALLY CAME TO SEE WE SHOULDA BROKE UP IN 1993 I SHOULDA STAYED HOME AND WATCHED TV LIKE ONE OF THOSE SHOWS ABOUT UFO'S THIS IS OUR LAST SONG OUR "GET THIS OVER FAST" SONG NOT THE BEST SONG WE EVER WROTE THIS IS OUR LAST SONG I PROMISE IT WON'T LAST LONG 'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY TWO MORE NOTES THE END

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released May 22, 2008

Cover photo by JJ MacCrimmon

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Radioactive Chicken Heads Los Angeles, California

Not your average band of poultry punks and giant mutant vegetables, the Radioactive Chicken Heads are rapidly spreading their genetically modified rock 'n' roll across the world...Beware, if you are reading this, you may have already been contaminated.

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