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Bag O' Bones
03:00
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ONCE UPON A TIME
I WAS A PIECE OF SLIME
SITTING ON A ROCK
LEARNING HOW TO WALK
LEARNING HOW TO TALK
LEARNING HOW TO GET A JOB, MAKE SOME MONEY, BUY A CAR, MAYBE INVEST IS SOME STOCK
BUT FROM TIME TO TIME
I STILL FEEL LIKE SLIME
BUT NOW I'M A
BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES,
I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
I'M A BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIIG BAAAG, BIIIG BAAAAG, BIIIIG BAAAAAG......
ONCE UPON A TIME
I WAS A PIECE OF SLIME, YEAH
FULL OF HOPES AND SCHEMES
LIFE COULD BE A DREAM
TWO KIDS, A WIFE, A WASHING MACHINE
THEN I GOT OLD
THEY THREW ME OUT IN THE COLD
LIKE A MOLDY TANGERINE
I'LL GIVE 'EM A PIECE O' MY MIND
BUT WHERE IS MY SPINE
IN A BIG BAG
O' BONES, BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
IN A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
IN A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
IN A BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIG BAG O' BONES
IN A BIG BAG, BIG BAG, BIIG BAAAG
BIIIG BAAAAG, BIIIIG BAAYAAG UVVVV BOAHUNNZZZ
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I Looked Into the Mirror
02:54
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I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR
WHAT DID THE MIRROR SAY?
"YOU'RE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE SEEN, WILL YOU PLEASE GO WAY!!!"
MY FEELINGS HAD BEEN HURT
MY PRIDE WAS DAMAGED, I WAS CRUSHED
MY HAIR WAS COMBED, MY CLOTHES WERE CLEAN
MY TEETH HAD ALL BEEN BRUSHED
TOOK MY FATHER'S OVERCOAT AND A FADED OLD BOW TIE
CAME BACK TO THE MIRROR TO GET A NEW REPLY
MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL, HOW DO I LOOK TO YOU?
"JUST LIKE THAT UGLY KID!", THE MIRROR SAID AS I WITHDREW
I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR
WHAT DID THE MIRROR SAY?
"YOU'RE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE SEEN, WILL YOU PLEASE GO AWAY!!"
FOUND MY MOTHER'S MAKE-UP KIT
AND MY GRANDMOTHER'S OLD WIG
GOT SOME LIPSTICK ON MY MOUTH
AND I MADE MY CHEST LOOK BIG
PUT MY SISTER'S SWEATER ON
AND I ROLLED UP BOTH MY SLEEVES
MIRROR WAS SO SILENT
I WAS SO RELIEVED
THEN FINALLY, THE MIRROR SPOKE AND MADE ME FEEL SO DUMB
IT SAID, "YOU'RE STILL WEIRD AND UGLY! HOW COME?"
I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR
WHAT DID THE MIRROR SAY?
"YOU'RE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE SEEN, WILL YOU PLEASE GO AWAY!!"
COULDN'T PLEASE THAT MIRROR NO MATTER HOW I TRIED
I SPENT MONEY, TIME AND ENERGY AND LOTS OF NIGHTS I CRIED
I REALIZED THAT THOUGH IT'S GOOD TO SEE THE WAY YOU LOOK
WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS WHO YOU ARE THAT'S WHAT I MISTOOK
YEAH, THE BEST REFLECTION OF WHO YOU ARE COMES FROM ANOTHER PLACE
SO I BOUGHT A BRAND NEW MIRROR...
AND GOT A HAIRCUT JUST IN CASE
I LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR
WHAT DID THE MIRROR SAY?
"YOU MAY BE THE UGLIEST KID I'VE SEEN BUT PLEASE DON'T GO AWAY!!!"
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Waltzing on Eggshells
01:03
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Earth vs. the Earthmen
01:39
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There's a little ball that floats in space
With some tiny specs called the human race
As we observe from the nerve endings fixed to our brains
It appears that we're not the first to invade
Who pointed these missiles with Earth as their aim?
It may sound insane
But from what we've determined
It's Earth versus the Earthmen
With arms extended across the skies
Planning for the planet to be pulverized
Let's go back home
Turn this ship around
Because what goes up
Must come down
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Growing Mold
02:28
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A centipede scurries along
Water skeeters skitter on the pond
The wind carries a seed
A sparrow builds a nest with some twigs
A snails chews on a leaf
A flea hops on a cat
A human being
Being and nothing but that
Growing mold in my heart
Growing mold in my brain
Growing mold all around me
It's eating me away
In my room, a dark and dusty hole
Gilligan's done it again and I lost my remote control
But when I get out of bed, I'll never waste time again
I'll break the door open and the sun will burst in
Growing mold in my heart
Growing mold in my brain
Growing mold all around me
It's eating me away
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Stitch Me Up
01:21
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Well I'm falling apart or so it seems
Got a broken heart tearing at the seams
All tattered up from being dragged around
Polyethylene trails across the ground
So won't you stitch me up?
Stitch me up
Stitch me up
Make me feel like new
I'm hoping you
Get out your needle and your thread
And sew the eyeball on my head
So I won't be too blind to see
The beauty right in front of me
Stitch me up
Stitch me up
Make me feel like new
I'm hoping you
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Pest Control
02:19
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ARE YOU GETTING SICK AND TIRED OF THE RODENT INFESTATION?
THEN CALL THE BEST IN PEST EXTERMINATION
THERE'S A NASTY PROBLEM AT THE PIZZA PARLOR DOWN THE STREET
AND THE CUSTOMERS ARE COMPLAINING THAT THEY'RE TOO DISGUSTED TO EAT
IT INHABITS A DARK AND NOISY WORLD FILLED WITH LITTLE CHILDREN
AND FEEDS ON GREASY PIZZA THAT'S DROPPED ON THE FILTHY FLOOR THERE
IT'S PEST CONTROL SO EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT
I'M GONNA KILL CHUCK E. CHEESE TONIGHT
I'M GONNA KILL THAT DIRTY RAT I'M GONNA TAKE HIS LIFE
I'LL CUT OFF HIS TAIL WITH A CARVING KNIFE
EVEN IF IT STANDS AT FIVE FOOT FIVE
WEIGHS 180 POUNDS BUT IT WON'T ESCAPE ALIVE
SETTING UP TRAPS IN EVERY CORNER IN EVERY ROOM
THE JOB ISN'T OVER UNTIL OLD CHUCK MEETS HIS DOOM
IT'S PEST CONTROL SO EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT
I'M GONNA KILL CHUCK E. CHEESE TONIGHT
WE FINALLY GOT CHUCKY OUT OF THE HOUSE
TOMORROW WE'LL GO TO DISNEYLAND AND KILL MICKEY MOUSE
ERASING RODENTS FROM OUR SIGHT
PEST CONTROL ON PATROL TONIGHT!
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Archaeopteryx
02:01
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I Eat Kids
01:30
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WELL, I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT COWS LOOKED PRETTIER IN A FIELD
THAN ON MY PLATE AT SUPPER BEING SERVED AS A MEAL
AND I NEVER DID LIKE HAMBURGERS, I NEVER DID LIKE STEAK
I PREFER CHICKENS CACKLING INSTEAD OF FRIED, COOKED, OR BAKED
WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID
BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT KIDS
WELL, IT USED TO BE A PROBLEM JUST EATING RICE AND BEANS
AND I THINK YOU PROBABLY KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN
AND I NEVER REALLY KNEW IF I WAS EATING ALL I SHOULD
BUT I DON'T HAVE THAT PROBLEM KNOW AND IT FEELS PRETTY GOOD
WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID
BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT KIDS
SO IT'S GOODBYE LIVER, GOODBYE ROAST BEEF
HELLO TOMMY, MICHAEL AND DENISE
I DON'T EAT CHICKENS AND I DON'T EAT COWS
I DON'T EAT ANIMALS, I EAT CHILDREN NOW
WELL, I STOPPED EATING ANIMALS AND I'M GLAD I FINALLY DID
BUT I GET MY PROTEIN 'CAUSE I EAT......
KIDS, KIDS, (chomping sounds) KIDS
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10. |
Our Last Song
01:25
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THIS IS OUR LAST SONG
THE BAND THEY WANTED PASSED ON
THE SHOW SO THEY TOLD US WE COULD PLAY
BUT WE'VE OUTDONE OUR WELCOME
WE'D PLAY MORE SONGS AND TELL SOME
JOKES BUT HERE COMES THE CANE
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, YOU'VE ALL BEEN GREAT
WE SHOULDA BROKE UP IN 1998
WE'D PROBABLY DO BETTER IN SOME OTHER STATE
OR MAYBE IN JAPAN
THEY WOULD UNDERSTAND
THIS IS OUR LAST SONG
I PROMISE YOU THAT SO
SOON WE'RE GETTIN' OUTTA HERE
MR. SOUNDMAN, DON'T BE NERVOUS
E WE KNOW YOU DON'T DESERVE THIS
DAMAGE WE'VE DONE TO YOUR EARS
NOW YOU CAN WATCH THE BANDS THAT YOUR REALLY CAME TO SEE
WE SHOULDA BROKE UP IN 1993
I SHOULDA STAYED HOME AND WATCHED TV
LIKE ONE OF THOSE SHOWS ABOUT UFO'S
THIS IS OUR LAST SONG
OUR "GET THIS OVER FAST" SONG
NOT THE BEST SONG WE EVER WROTE
THIS IS OUR LAST SONG
I PROMISE IT WON'T LAST LONG
'CAUSE THERE'S ONLY TWO MORE NOTES
THE END
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